I thought I’d have a go at composing a ringtone for my phone. After all, how difficult could it be to produce something better than the ghastly annoying ringtones included with the phone? I needed something that started quiet (less embarrassing when accidentally left on in meetings), but became louder and more attention grabbing as time went by. I finally completed my masterpiece and uploaded it to my phone. I was just testing it when my daughter came in. “Thats really annoying”, she said. Gahh. Maybe I should take it up professionally.